Manhattan during 1609 and 2010
did you have plastic surgery on nose?
Does it look like I had plastic surgery? No. I had septoplasty to fix a deviated septum.
lol, tonight.
Where. Do. I. Begin.
Firstly, I went out with a guy who maybe kind of has a boyfriend? So there’s that.
BUT THE BEST PART was when I returned home to my 14 year old sister puking her guts up after getting shit faced. Make up all over her face. Vomit in her hair. Incessant babbling. The lot. It was amazing. She was so out of it, she was convinced she didn’t have a dad.. Even though he was right downstairs. I don’t even know.
And there was me thinking we had nothing in common. Psht!



